I solemnly swear to waddle into your life with dignity and ridiculous devotion—yes?
Can I be your penguin escort, guiding you to warm places and proper courtship?
I’ll waddle extra fancy if you promise to laugh and then let me kiss your cheek.
My tux is ready and my heart is steady—may I be your mate for the long winter?
I’ll offer you my favorite pebble and an oath of loyalty in a very formal bow.
Care for a penguin-led promenade? I’ll bring the tux and the slightly awkward charm.
Do you believe in penguin love at first sight, or should I waddle by again in my tux?
