GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Slow & Steady Turtle Pick Up Lines - Part 2


Shell-approved one-liners and longevity puns — slow, cheesy, charming.

Care for a low-speed chase? I promise the destination's a cuddle.
I'm not speedy, but I am sure—sure I want you in my life.
Come over and we'll shell-ter from the world together.
Your eyes are the tide pulling my slow heart closer each look.
I carry my love on my back—will you hop on for the ride?
Let's build a cozy den of blankets and ignore alarm clocks forever.