Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
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