You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're as thick as my protein shake.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging you.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
I perform best when I'm wet.
I'm at my best during overtime.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Your handles got me on my knees.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
I only play in the short grass.
