I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
You're as thick as my protein shake.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Your handles got me on my knees.
I perform best when I'm wet.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I only play in the short grass.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
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