The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Let’s play soccer. You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.