Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.
Did you just spike it? Because I'm digging you.
Baby you light up the court, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.
You look good on that yoga mat.
On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, wait until you see my snake.
Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna like me.
Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.
Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward dog.
You can put your hands at my heart's center.
You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.
Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.
What good is inner peace without you?
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? They're 100% off at my place.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
I see we're both doing pigeons!
I bet you're really flexible.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Let me be your baby cobra.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
If my love was like blows to the head, the ref would have to call the match.
How about you let me take you down and ground and pound you?
Baby, I wanna full-mount you.
You're like GSP. You're my number 1.
You, me, north south position?
Are you a BJJ specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
Our bond is so tight I might just tap.
I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.
If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm willing to try again for you.
I'd put you in my guard any day.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water
Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.
Raise my flag, I think I just won gold.
You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.
Girl you must be a curling broom, because you swept me off my feet.
You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.
Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Your eyes are more beautiful than the fireworks at the opening ceremony!
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
Your smile shines brighter than a Gold Medal!
Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Let me show you my gold medal.
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
