We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Look how big his putter is...
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Your putt looks great in those pants
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
It takes balls to play golf.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
How many strokes do you want?
