You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Namastay here or come home with me?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Your putt looks great in those pants
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Look how big his putter is...
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
