I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look how big his putter is...
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
You're quite the catch, baby.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
