Pick Up Lines For Sports

Pick up lines for all your sporting needs. You never know when you'll be at a game and meet that special someone.

Top Sports Lines

You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
It takes balls to play golf.
You interested in trying some new balls?
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Look how big his putter is...
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

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