Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Can I show you my spitball?
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Do you believe in love at first set?
Protein shakes and chill?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
