On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, wait until you see my snake.
Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
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