I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Look how big his putter is...
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
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