Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Bet I can bench press you.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
When you breathe in, I breathe out!
