Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
I perform best when I'm wet.
I can score from multiple positions.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
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