Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Can I show you my spitball?
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Is it allergy season? Because you run faster than my nose.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
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