Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
I only play in the short grass.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Can I show you my spitball?
