Pick Up Lines For Sports

Pick up lines for all your sporting needs. You never know when you'll be at a game and meet that special someone.

Top Sports Lines

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlights.
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

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