Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I only play in the short grass.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Can I show you my spitball?
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
