GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick Up Lines For Sports - Part 12


Top Sports Lines

Are you a mogul? Because you’ve got my heart bouncing.
You must be fresh wax, because you make everything glide smoothly.
Can I follow your tracks? They lead straight to my heart.
Are you a snowplow? Because you just stopped me in my tracks.
You’re the only run I’d gladly take all day.
Is your name Après? Because I’ve been waiting all day to relax with you.
You must be a ski pass, because I want access to you all season.
Are you a gondola? Because you’ve lifted my spirits.
I’d never cut the lift line, but I might cut in to say you’re gorgeous.
You’re the powder to my skis: soft, thrilling, and impossible to resist.
Want to make some turns together and see where the slope takes us?
Are you a trail map? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for.
You must be a snowstorm, because you’ve completely clouded my judgment.
Did you just fall through a cloud on the way down from heaven? Or did you just faceplant in some pow?
Watch out, you don't want your scarf to get caught!" [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]
Let's go back to your gondola and get down(loaded).
What is your DIN setting?
Is that a Red Bull in your snow pants or are you just happy to be sharing a lift with me?
Nice moguls.
Consider this your season pass, can I buy you a drink?
Nice rockers, wanna see my top sheet?
I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!
I won't pull your pass if you duck my rope.
I hope you find me under an avalanche because I could use some probing.
The snow report says there is 6″ out there, but come with me and I’ll show you 12″!
Are you a bootfitter? Cause you’re sure making my tongue stiff.
Do you work for the ski area? Cause you’re giving me a liftie!
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Take your mark. Now take off your pants!
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
You're like cardio circuit, you get my heart racing.
You must have great cardio because you just ran away with my heart.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
Do you believe in love at first squat?
Do you come here often? Because you are fit.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes anytime.
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.
Do you want me to pull it?
Can I pinch hit on you?
I wield a big stick for a living.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I adore you more than America loves basketball.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
I like long runs on the beach.
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.
Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you a hypoxic set? Because baby you take my breath away.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'd dive for you anytime.
I know it's against the rules, but I'd love to touch you more than 3 times.
Your body is something I wouldn't wanna cover.
If I get a block on you, can I get your number?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
I can bend it better than beckham.
May I put my balls in your basket?
Let's all get in the tennis closet & play spin the racquet!
Are you a top spin? Cause you got me hitting the floor.
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Let's play soccer. You can be the goalie and I'll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
My love for you is like an ultra-marathon. It goes on and on.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
Wanna do some cross training?
I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Look at me underwater after we do a turn so I know its real.
I never have a false start.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
Don't call an offside, I just wanted to ask you out!
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I want to.
Are you a football game? Because I can't wait to get you on my schedule.
I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.
Do you need assistance with your Kegel exercises?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake?