They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun!
I think I'm falling in glove with you.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever
My split finger will have your knees buckling.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
It doesn't Mata about the others, because you're the Juan for me.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
Is your name Vincent? Because I could do with your Kompany.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Are you Ibrahimovic? Because I think I nose you.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.
I can sweep you off your feet.
Are you Garreth Bale? Because you make me go bananas.
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