You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Nice skates...wanna puck?
Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
I know how much you hate running but right now you can't stop running through my mind.
What's your PR? Cuz if you went out with me you would be mine.
You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you running.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.
Do you run track? Cause I relay wanna take you on a date.
You run faster than my nose in allergy season.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be there to catch you.
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Hey baby, your pace or mine?
Your PR isn't the only number I want.
You must be a triathlon, because you take my breath away.
Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
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