Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you’ve caught me off guard.
Are you a punt? Because you’ve got me punting for your love.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you’ve got me in the endzone.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I’m your biggest fan.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.
Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.
Do you play defense? Because whenever I’m around you, I can’t seem to score.
I must be a quarterback, because I can’t resist throwing passes at you.
You must be a let, because I would do you over and over again.
Want to see my tennis tan lines?
I'll be your Andre Agassi if you'll be my Steffi Graf.
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
I'll restring your racket...if you restring mine.
Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
I like the way you move on the court.
Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.
Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
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