Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
Are you a football fan? Because I’m falling for you harder than a quarterback throws a Hail Mary.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I’d love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a football chant? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
You must be a let, because I would do you over and over again.
Want to see my tennis tan lines?
I'll be your Andre Agassi if you'll be my Steffi Graf.
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
You're looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
You smell nicer than a new can of tennis balls.
I'll restring your racket...if you restring mine.
Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.
I like the way you move on the court.
Hey girl, I can SMASH a forehand like no other.
Are you Roger Federer's ground strokes? Cause baby you're so elegant.
This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?
Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.
Did you just spike it? Because I'm digging you.
Baby you light up the court, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.
You look good on that yoga mat.
On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, wait until you see my snake.
Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna like me.
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