Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
Do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next.
The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlights.
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
After this early morning spring training, wanna come be my afternoon delight?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me
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