Pick Up Lines For Sports

Pick up lines for all your sporting needs. You never know when you'll be at a game and meet that special someone.

Top Sports Lines

On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
It takes balls to play golf.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

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