Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Your putt looks great in those pants
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
How many strokes do you want?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
It takes balls to play golf.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
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