Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Bet I can bench press you.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
