Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Are you a perfect set? Because I'd smash that.
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
This game is about ball control baby.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I’d steal second base, but your heart is the only thing I’m trying to steal.
You must be my lucky paddle, because everything feels better when you’re around.
I’d let you win the first game if you promised to play another with me.
Do you believe in love at first rally?
I’m not a paddle expert, but I know a perfect match when I see one.
Our chemistry is so strong, even the net can’t separate us.
Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect stroke.
Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.
Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.
Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.
I’m ready for a doubleheader: dinner and a date?
You must be a softball glove, because you’ve caught my eye.
Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.
I’d pitch you a date if you promise not to throw it back.
Do you want to be my doubles partner for life?
Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.
Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.
Girl, it's all about the spin.
Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.
Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.
Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.
If you can return my serve, I’ll return your call.
If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.
It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.
Sex is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.
Tired of singles? Let's play some doubles.
Want topspin, backspin, or sidespin? Either way I drive to please.
What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.
You are the winner in my table tennis game.
Are you a foul ball? Because I can’t keep you out of my thoughts.
Your smile just hit me harder than a bases-loaded homer.
You could counter smash me any time.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Want to practice sliding? I know a place where we can land together.
You’ve spun your way straight into my heart.
Your paddle isn’t the only thing that’s impressive.
You make my heart bounce like a ping pong ball.
Serving love and laughs, one rally at a time.
You’re the only person I’d gladly warm up for.
I’d bunt just to get closer to first base with you.
Are you a bat? Because you’ve got me swinging for your attention.
Your smash game isn’t the only thing I adore.
Are you a perfect wave? Because I’ve been waiting all day for someone like you to come along.
You must be my surfboard, because you’ve completely swept me off my feet.
Are you a barrel? Because I’d love to get lost inside your good vibes.
You’re the only break I want to chase all summer.
Is your name Tide? Because you’ve got me rising fast.
I may not be a pro surfer, but I can definitely fall for you.
You’ve got me catching feelings faster than a line drive.
Are you wax? Because you make everything stick.
You must be a glassy morning, because you’ve made my whole day smooth.
Do you surf? Because you just made my heart catch a serious wave.
Can I take you out? I promise it’ll be a real ball.
If love were softball, I’d choose you for every inning.
You must be a rising pitch, because you’ve lifted my spirits.
Are you a rip current? Because I’m helplessly being pulled toward you.
I’m no umpire, but I’d call us safe together.
You must be a longboard, because you make my heart go steady and smooth.
Are you a softball glove? Because I feel like we fit perfectly together.
Are you the lineup? Because everyone’s waiting for a chance with you.
You’re my MVP—Most Valuable Person I’ve ever wanted to meet.
You’re more breathtaking than a perfect sunset barrel.
I’d call you a home run, but you’re way beyond my expectations.
You must be a conversion, because you just turned my day into a win.
Call me a maul, because I’m completely wrapped up in you.
I’d take a yellow card just to spend time in your sin bin.
I’d brave any storm just to share a sunset surf with you.
Are you the final whistle? Because I never want this moment to end.
You and I have better chemistry than a winning lineout.
I’m no fly-half, but I can see a beautiful opening between us.
Is your smile a try? Because it’s worth celebrating.
You must be a flanker, because you’ve attacked my defenses perfectly.
Are you a wave set? Because you just hit me all at once.
I’d let you steal possession if you promise to steal my heart too.
You’re the reason I’m suddenly very interested in oceanography.
Are you a scrum-half? Because you’ve got my heart moving fast.
Are you a surf report? Because you’re giving me a hundred percent chance of romance.
I think we’ve got more chemistry than saltwater and sunshine.
You’re the only person I’d willingly run into at full speed.
I'd cross the whole pitch just to earn a smile from you.
Is this a ruck, or did we just get tangled in chemistry?
Are you a sandbar? Because you’ve got me stopping in my tracks.
Are you a lax ball in the sun? Because you’ve got me feeling warm and bouncy.
How about; I wanna ski down your white slope ;P
I’d never slash your feelings, but I’d love to cut through the small talk.
I must be lost at sea, because I’ve just found my mermaid.
Are you a try? Because you've crossed my line and scored my heart.
I may not be a prop, but I'd love to support our relationship.
Are you a wave? Because I can’t help but surf my way into your heart.
Is your name Scrum? Because I feel pulled toward you from every direction.
Are we in extra time? Because I'd love a few more minutes with you.
If you were a rugby ball, I'd never let you slip through my hands.
You must be a paddle-out, because meeting you feels like a beautiful beginning.
I don't need a referee to know this attraction is fair play.
I’d never drop in on your wave, but I’d love to join your ride.
