Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Look how big his putter is...
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
