Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
You in the mood for some stroke play?
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
Distance runners do it longer.
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
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