I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!
When you breathe in, I breathe out!
We are perfect balance for each other.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
Bet I can bench press you.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Look how big his putter is...
It takes balls to play golf.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Your putt looks great in those pants
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
How many strokes do you want?
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
You're quite the catch, baby.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're as thick as my protein shake.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging you.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Your handles got me on my knees.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt... or pants.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
