I'm an outfielder. I'll always catch you.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in Love.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.
You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe. I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
Are you a football jersey? Because I'd love to wear your number.
I'm like the USA Open, hard and long!!
Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
I promise to clean your balls and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
Look how big his putter is...
Life without you is like a lift without weights.
You're quite the catch, baby.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?
It takes balls to play golf.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
We are perfect balance for each other.
The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be agrand slam?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
When you breathe in, I breathe out!
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
How about you let me take you for a ride in my bobsled? By bobsled, I mean bed.
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
I'm not trying to impress you but... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
How many strokes do you want?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2
That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?
Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Namastay here or come home with me?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick, wait until you see mine.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Are you a quarterback draw? Because you've drawn me in.
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.
Are you a first down? Because I'd go the extra yard for you.
Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
Your putt looks great in those pants
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak
If I court you, will it be a love match?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Are you a cheerleader? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
I want to get filthy like we're in Rio water.
Bet I can bench press you.
If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because you're one hell of a knock out!
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
I've got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Can we rally forever so we stay in love?
My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Are you a Hail Mary pass? Because you're my last hope.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
You're as thick as my protein shake.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop it in your Hoop!
Are you a volleyball? Because I'm digging you.
Do you play volleyball? Cuz you're about to receive this serve.
Your handles got me on my knees.
I'm at my best during overtime.
My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
