Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
I don't play soccer but you're my goal.
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
Distance runners do it longer.
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
Let's strengthen our hips together!
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
