Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
I don't play soccer but you're my goal.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.
Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.
Distance runners do it longer.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You've got more curves than a cross country track.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
