You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
I only play in the short grass.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Can I show you my spitball?
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Baby, either I just got knocked out or I'm falling for you.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Do you believe in love at first set?
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Protein shakes and chill?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
I was knocked out by your beauty or was it your spinning back fist?
You interested in trying some new balls?
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
If you were a volleyball I'd be sure to call you mine.
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a down ball? Cause I dig you.
You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Are you a tight set cause I just wanna get the tip in.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
