I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
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