The only thing tender today is my heart for you.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Are you a running back? Because I want to run into your arms.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
I can score from multiple positions.
