I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in this submission?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
I only play in the short grass.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Can I show you my spitball?
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
Baby, either I just got knocked out or I'm falling for you.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Do you believe in love at first set?
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Protein shakes and chill?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I was knocked out by your beauty or was it your spinning back fist?
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
You interested in trying some new balls?
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
If you were a volleyball I'd be sure to call you mine.
Are you a down ball? Cause I dig you.
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
Are you a tight set cause I just wanna get the tip in.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
