I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Can I show you my spitball?
Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.
You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Girl don't be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.