Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I can score from multiple positions.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
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