My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I can score from multiple positions.
