Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
If you were a perfect set, I'd hit you.
Do you play singles tournaments often?
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
No matter how many 3-pointers I've made, it means nothing if I can't hoop your heart.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84 yard touchdown off a pass interception.
I want to pick you up from free agency.
Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.
I only play in the short grass.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
What's the "win probability" of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt. For hours until it hurts.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Can I show you my spitball?
You look like you can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!
Baby, either I just got knocked out or I'm falling for you.
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
So, what's your favorite stroke?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon steals bases!"
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
That's quite a tight end you've got there sweetheart.
Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.
Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.
Does your stomach need a tissue? Cause you've got sick abs.
Fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Do you believe in love at first set?
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
Protein shakes and chill?
Do you believe in love at first set or should I curl this 15 more times?
You and me, one-on-one, in my bed.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Will you be my doubles partner for life?
Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his racquet ain't as big as mine.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
You interested in trying some new balls?
I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.
Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.
If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.
I was knocked out by your beauty or was it your spinning back fist?
Care to knock a few balls with me?
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
How about you come over here an I'll show you my western grip.
On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.
You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!
You sure do a lot of cardio because you're always running in my mind.
You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a down ball? Cause I dig you.
If you were a volleyball I'd be sure to call you mine.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Do you lift? Because I was hoping you'd pick me up.
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Are you a tight set cause I just wanna get the tip in.
