Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I can score from multiple positions.
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Instead of zone defence, can we try some man-no-woman coverage tonight?
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
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