Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-handler.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
You may have heard that I'm a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?
Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Are you a boxer? Well you should be, you're one hell of a knock out!
Any yoga you do is hot yoga.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
I want you as bad as I want to win Wimbledon!
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
I can score from multiple positions.
