Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
So, are you a satanist?
You look good with skeletons.
You're depressed, TOO?!
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Hey, you in the black!
Your coffin or mine?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
I C Major potential in you and me performing a duet together.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
How would you like to see my big organ?
You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.
Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
