Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Composers know how to score.
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
May I put my bung in your barrel?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
You're spicier than Syrah.
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body good.
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
