Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
You. Me. Bacon.
Have your people call my people.
Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life.
Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.
What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
