Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Want to see some hairballs?
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Let's litter.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
I will pawlways love you
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
The sight of your car makes people question the very existence of taste and style.
Your car's suspension is as stiff as a corpse, providing a bone-shattering experience that leaves passengers longing for the sweet embrace of death.
The interior of your car is a haven for filth and grime, a breeding ground for bacteria and foul odors.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to maneuver a drunken elephant through a minefield.
