Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you were a cat, I'd let you sleep in my bed every night.
Let me take meowt on a date
You complete meow me
My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
You're purrrrfect!
Want to see some hairballs?
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
Let's litter.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
I will pawlways love you
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
You have a face that could make a strong man weep tears of despair and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
Your ugliness is so all-encompassing, it's a wonder that mirrors don't shatter in your presence.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
