Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Nice bobbers!
You can look through my tackle box.
You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
I have a lucky pole.
Are you a wire? Because I'm getting entangled in your love.
Is your dad an electrician? Because you're sparking joy in my life.
Are you an electrical socket? Because I want to plug into your heart.
Do you have a power source? Because I feel a strong connection with you.
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.
Are you an electric current? Because you're flowing through my veins.
Do you have a resistance? Because my heart can't resist you.
Is your dad a power station? Because you're generating a lot of attraction.
Do you have a ground wire? Because you're keeping me grounded.
Do you come with a ground fault interrupter? Because you're shocking.
Are you a power surge? Because you're overwhelming.
Do you have a circuit breaker? Because you just turned me on.
Are you a power strip? Because you have multiple outlets of attraction.
Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can't resist your spark.
