Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a field goal? Because you're definitely worth three points to me.
I must be a quarterback, because I can't resist throwing passes at you.
Are you a linebacker? Because you just tackled my heart.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to be inside you every Sunday.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
Are you a tight end? Because I can't help but be attracted to your great moves.
Are you a running back? Because you make my heart race every time I see you.
Are you a football helmet? Because you've got my head spinning.
Are you a quarterback? Because I'd follow you into the end zone any day.
Are you a referee? Because I'd let you make all the calls in my life.
Are you a touchdown? Because you just scored big with me.
Are you a cheerleader? Because your smile is cheering me on.
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can't wait to study every page of you.
Are you a football trophy? Because you're definitely a winner in my eyes.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be close to you and make a game plan for us.
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you a football cleat? Because you've left an impression on my heart.
Are you a football punt? Because you've caught my attention and I can't look away.
