Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
If you were a light switch, I'd never turn you off.
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
Is your name Watt? Because you're looking pretty electric.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you're tripping me up!
I'm a little shocked by how attracted I am to you.
You're like a switch, turning me on every time I'm near you.
I feel like we're in perfect resonance because we're tuned to each other's frequency.
Can I be your ground? Because I'm feeling really connected to you.
I can give you a jolt of pleasure that you won't forget.
I'm really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?
Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention.
Are you a running back? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you a coach? Because you just made my heart call a timeout.
Are you a referee? Because you've got me seeing yellow flags.
Are you a punt returner? Because you've got me wanting to kick it deep.
Are you a tight end? Because you've got me all wrapped up in you.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
