Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can't stand the reflection of your hideous face.
Is your mom a vampire? Because I can't find any trace of life or beauty in you.
Are you a fungus? Because you're growing on me and it's making me sick.
Do you have a name or can I just call you regret?
Are you a sewer? Because you're a cesspool of filth and nobody wants to be near you.
Is your mom a witch? Because your presence is a curse upon my soul.
Are you a disease? Because being near you feels like a slow and painful death.
Do you have a mirror? Because I need something to shatter to escape the horror of your presence.
Is your dad a monster? Because you're a terrifying creature that haunts my nightmares.
Are you a black hole? Because you suck the joy and happiness out of every room you enter.
Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Aren't you a catch!
Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.
