Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
You must be a fish, because I'm hooked on you.
I wouldn't mind getting tangled up in your line.
Do you come here often? Because I'm hooked on this spot!
Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in!
I'm so hooked on you that I'll even bait my own hook.
Want to see my tackle box? It has everything to make you bite.
Do you mind if I cast my line in your direction?
Let's catch something together, I'll bring the bait and you bring the charm.
You're like a fish, I don't want to let you go once I catch you.
I haven't measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
Damn, you're like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
I'm all about that bass.
I've called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
