Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a screen pass? Because you've got me catching feelings.
Are you a defensive end? Because you've got me rushing towards you.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me fooled in the best way.
Are you a touchdown celebration? Because you're worth celebrating.
Are you a game-winning field goal? Because you're my winning kick.
Are you a football helmet? Because I want to protect you.
Are you a football stadium? Because I want to fill you with cheers.
Are you a tight spiral? Because you've got me spinning.
Are you a two-point conversion? Because you're worth the risk.
Are you a kickoff return? Because you've got me running back for more.
Are you a running play? Because you've got my heart racing.
Are you a wide receiver screen? Because I want to be your go-to.
Are you a flea flicker? Because you've got me tossing and turning.
Are you a goal line? Because I want to cross over with you.
Are you a pass interference? Because you've obstructed my view of anyone else.
Are you a punt? Because you've got me punting for your love.
Are you a touchdown pass? Because you've got me in the endzone.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because I'm your biggest fan.
Are you a football coach? Because you just made my heart do a touchdown dance.
Are you a wide receiver? Because you've caught my attention from across the field.
