Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a tight end? Because you've got me all wrapped up in you.
Are you a defensive lineman? Because you just sacked my heart.
Are you a football? Because I can't seem to keep my hands off you.
Are you a goalpost? Because I'm ready to score.
Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.
Are you a linebacker? Because you tackle my heart.
Are you a safety? Because I'd give you my helmet anytime.
Are you a field goal? Because you're worth three points in my book.
Are you a touchdown dance? Because you've got me grooving.
Are you a quarterback sneak? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you a fumble recovery? Because I'd dive for you any day.
Are you a running back? Because I'd follow you anywhere.
Are you a playmaker? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a game-winning drive? Because you've got me on the edge of my seat.
Are you a football field? Because I want to tackle you.
Are you a wide receiver? Because my eyes can't help but follow you.
Are you a red zone? Because I'd love to score with you.
Are you a game-winning touchdown? Because you're unforgettable.
Are you a quarterback scramble? Because my heart is running wild for you.
Are you a cheerleader? Because I can't help but cheer for you.
