Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
That's a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Tell me what makes you purrr
Don't purrcrastnate just be mine
I like you furry much
Cat call me.
Baby, we only got 9 lives.
I will make you purrrrr!
Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
Be mine, it's meow or never
I'd like to get your tongue.
Dinner and a mewvie?
I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.
I have a cat, she'd like to meet you.
Meet me by the dead bird.
Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
Girl you must be the back of my paw because I want to lick you constantly.
