Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
My, your butt smells delightful!
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?
What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
I'll be your Tramp if you'll be my Lady.
You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?
That's a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
