Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
Do you have a map? Because I want to avoid you at all costs.
Is your mom a parking ticket? Because she raised a total failure.
Are you a loan? Because you're a burden and nobody wants you.
Is your dad a baker? Because you're as stale as day-old bread.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling any connection here.
Are you a dictionary? Because you're full of useless words and nobody cares.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and remind you how repulsive you are?
Is your dad a photographer? Because he must have taken a million shots to get one that ugly.
Is your mom a bear? Because you're as unbearable as she is.
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I'm gonna need one after gouging my eyes out from looking at you.
Is your dad a scientist? Because you're a failed experiment.
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
Do you have a name or can I call you disappointment?
Is your mom a drug dealer? Because you seem like a bad trip waiting to happen.
Are you a landfill? Because you're full of trash and nobody wants to be near you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and vomit?
Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.
