Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
You're an absolute gluttonous beast, and the only exercise you get is lifting a fork to your mouth.
You're so fat, you make a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.
People mistake you for a planet because of the gravitational pull you have on their food.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
The only thing bigger than your waistline is your ego, you self-absorbed blimp.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Too fat to find a job? You could always become a 4-chin teller.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You've reached that awkward stage of being fat were I can't tell your gender!
You're so fat, your belly button has its own zip code.
You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
I'm not gonna sugar coat this for you, because if I did, you'd eat it. You're fat.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
