Funny Break Up Lines

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.

The Best Break Up Lines

The rabbit died and he wasn't yours.
I think we need to work on ourselves before we can ever share a life together.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
I'm afraid that I may be making the biggest mistake of my life, but I know this is the right thing to do now.
I'm so sorry, I'm just really not over my ex.
I have no intention of not seeing you as a friend - my life wouldn't be the same.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye
I really like you. So does my wife.
Maybe we should take a break.
We don't make each other happy.
Have you heard of 'menage a toi?'
I don't like the way you kiss.
We are not each other's soulmate.
I want to take it slow.
I found a new running partner.
We can still be friends.
Let's get married! I want to have lots of children, get a great big house, a mortgage and a minivan.
I think you love me more than I love you.
I want a baby.

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