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Funny Break Up Lines - Part 5

Do you want to dump your girlfriend or boyfriend? You'll break up in no time and in style with our list of hilarious break up lines.




The Best Break Up Lines

We don't make each other happy.
I want to take it slow.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.
I don't like the way you kiss.
I am not ready for a relationship.
I'm so sorry, I'm just really not over my ex.
I need space.
I'm afraid that I may be making the biggest mistake of my life, but I know this is the right thing to do now.
I just can't handle the distance. Sorry.
I found a new running partner.
Maybe this is not the right time for us?
I think you love me more than I love you.
We are not each other's soulmate.
I want a baby.
Maybe we should take a break.
We can still be friends.
Let's get married! I want to have lots of children, get a great big house, a mortgage and a minivan.
The rabbit died and he wasn't yours.
Have you heard of 'menage a toi?'

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We don't make each other happy.
I want to take it slow.
Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.