Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Our relationship is like a fat guy, It's not working out.
Wanna see a magic trick? POOF, You're single!
You looked better when I was drunk.
We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
It's not you, it's me... Well ok, it is you.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you.
I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom
Roses are red,violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you.
I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently.
Drop her off at the mall and never pick her up.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.
I have finished my unfinished business with you.
Our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out
It's not you, it's your taste in music.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after 6 months?
I will always love you, but never like that.
You're amazing, but I just don't feel that we have chemistry.
I was only hanging around with you because I wanted to get in your mom's pants.
You're not Mr. Right, just Mr. Right Now.
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