Are you British? Because you've colonized my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey girl, are you the British economy? Because I want to give you a weak pound.
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you British? Because I wanna pound.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you're steeling my heart.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Yeah, you're gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
Ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
Would you butter my crumpet?
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
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