If you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
If I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
I've got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one...
Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
I’ll blow your apex seals.
Can i adjust your rear view mirrorS?
You can be the twin turbos and I can be your v8 and together we can make 545hp.
Are you a Subaru? Cuz you Impreza me alot!
Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles.
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
I'd like to put my piston in your cylinder.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Can I park my car in your garage.
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
If you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage you going too fast either.
I see you got a lot of room in your backseat.
Can I check out your oil with my dipstick.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
If I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.
I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
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