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Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
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