Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
