I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
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