Top Rated Lines - Part 11

The good, the bad, we have them all! Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, funny pick up lines and nerdy pick up lines. We don't guarantee any results, but it's not uncommon to get a number or even a date. You won't get any if you don't try!

The Best Pick Up Lines

I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
May I flirt with you?
How much? To buy your heart baby...
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You make me wish I weren't gay!

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