Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
So what haven't you been told tonight?
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
How much? To buy your heart baby...
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
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