Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
You MUST have a nice personality.
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
I definitely wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Dose it matter where here is if I'm there?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they're blue!!
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair? (Yes) cuz im froggy and want to eat them (No) dam cuz im hungry.
I know how to please a woman.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
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