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Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Angel Pick Up Lines

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you an angel? Because you’re topping my tree this year.
Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers. (Angel)
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!

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I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!
Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?