My vet says I'm lacking in Vitamin U.
Want to see some hairballs?
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
If a cat were to describe you. It would say you're purrrrfect.
Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
You're the cats whiskers.
If you were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.
I like cats more than dogs.
Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
You smell like garbage and pee.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
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