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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.


Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
High, I'm Will, God's will!
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
I like my men/woman like I like my bibleā€¦ full of Jesus
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

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Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
High, I'm Will, God's will!




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