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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 8

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.




Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Comeback: if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not - ry4n
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: i'm sorry but can you please stop talking about yourself? - ermahgawdlykswagyo
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: and i will fine you if you don't go away - ya7410
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: Its gonna splatter all over you! - random_person
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist - Psychedellicereal
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Comeback: Wait, you have a Heart? - That Person
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Comeback: .....**slap** - no one cares about names here
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: That's pretty damn clumsy. Maybe you should seek professional help for that condition. - ?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: baby are you a broom case you just swept me off my feet - nun ya
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Comeback: *Sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - andie
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: I think you're confused. Bing is over there. (Point to ugly person) - umm wut
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Sorry, I'm Bing - livlaughsleep
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out. - EK
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Comeback: Who Says You Always Get What You Want For Christmas? - SpecialWolf
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Comeback: your mother must have been a golfer because she shoved a ball up your ass - charpey
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger - Tae-Yang
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Comeback: thats cause when you walked in they all left - cheergrl13
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together. - =)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: who farted??? - fart
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you. - Macey

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.



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