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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Comeback: Yes actually i did notice you noticeing me while i noticed the guy sitting next to you also noticing me and looking a little upset at your noticing. So please notice this that guy is my boyfriend and you have 5 seconds to run. 1, 2, 5. Good bye - udontknowme+neverwill
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Comeback: *Sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - andie
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Comeback: You make me SEA sick! - Rissa
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
Comeback: Oops, how do I turn you off? - Alex
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Comeback: if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not - ry4n
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Comeback: If you were a booger, I'd sneeze you on the wall and watch my dog lick you off. Bonus points for the captcha: Arouse most - Furvert
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: That's pretty damn clumsy. Maybe you should seek professional help for that condition. - ?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: no, did you have co co puffs? cause i think your high - eelyk
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: Its gonna splatter all over you! - random_person
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Comeback: Really? Because my calendar says that the date is "Never gonna happen" - peaceloveanddance
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Comeback: Well, my hate for you is like pi; it never ends. - ecemo
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Comeback: Mine's to never see you again - ally
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Comeback: you look like trash can i dump you - ainesh
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: *smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number: - Girl U. Dontno
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger - Tae-Yang
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot! - kitloin
Bond....James Bond
Comeback: Lost. Get Lost - Bee
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you. - Macey
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Comeback: Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines! - ashley
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: A little, yea. I've been trying to get away from you, and sadly, it's not working. - RandomNigel

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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!




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