Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Comeback: if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not - ry4n
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Comeback: You don't smell much for a douche bag! - Psychedellicereal
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Comeback: If you were a booger, I'd sneeze you on the wall and watch my dog lick you off. Bonus points for the captcha: Arouse most - Furvert
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Comeback: no, did you have co co puffs? cause i think your high - eelyk
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: I'm not your appendix, but if I was, I would burst in you. - Lol
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Comeback: Its gonna splatter all over you! - random_person
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
Comeback: Really? Because my calendar says that the date is "Never gonna happen" - peaceloveanddance
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
Comeback: Well, my hate for you is like pi; it never ends. - ecemo
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Comeback: Mine's to never see you again - ally
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: *smiles and punches lightly on his chest* You're such a bastard. Heres my number: - Girl U. Dontno
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot! - kitloin
Bond....James Bond
Comeback: Lost. Get Lost - Bee
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback: No, but if i had a tazar, id hald that against you. - Macey
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Comeback: Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines! - ashley
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: A little, yea. I've been trying to get away from you, and sadly, it's not working. - RandomNigel
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Comeback: Sorry mate but you're number 9 in my line, comeback another time - toalei28
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Comeback: I dont know, it been eating cheatoes all day so they must taste good - comebacker
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Comeback: Too bad it's summer - Kyle
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback: Girl:Was your dad a donkey? because you really are an ass Guy:Very close, he was an Alpha monkey. Girl: what?!?!? U r pathetic! Guy:I know, I'm pathetically in love with u - PIMP
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out. - EK

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