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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Comeback: I dont know, it been eating cheatoes all day so they must taste good - comebacker
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Comeback: Too bad it's summer - Kyle
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback: Girl:Was your dad a donkey? because you really are an ass Guy:Very close, he was an Alpha monkey. Girl: what?!?!? U r pathetic! Guy:I know, I'm pathetically in love with u - PIMP
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: If you feel your appendix, it may be appendicitis. If you have low grade fever, shifting pain ib your right illiac fossa you might want to start antibiotics before you take anything out. - EK
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Comeback: I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you. - Mordred
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Comeback: God just sent me down to weed out all of earth's losers. Come with me please. - Mordred
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won. - weiner
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Comeback: and you look tiny in your pants - dede
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Comeback: Oh damn it! Sir?! This guy needs help!! - Damnit
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: okay, but make it a long walk off a short pier. - Alexus
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Comeback: apparently not far enough - :O
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Comeback: No, but i got a scape crawling from the firery pits of hell. - lol
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Comeback: Guy: What's your favorite color? Girl: Pink! Guy: Mine too! Girl: Cool! We should hang out sometime. (6 months later) Girl: I'm so happy to have an a extremely gay friend like you! - Don't Bother
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Comeback: Wait, you have a Heart? - That Person
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here. - Lizzie
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare - person63
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth - chris
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Comeback: good i idea i do think its time for u to take off.. and leave - chris
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Comeback: Sorry, I'm Bing - livlaughsleep
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Comeback: .....**slap** - no one cares about names here

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