Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks - Part 9

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.

Best pick up line comebacks from our users

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Comeback: I dont know, it been eating cheatoes all day so they must taste good - comebacker
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Comeback: I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you. - Mordred
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Comeback: God just sent me down to weed out all of earth's losers. Come with me please. - Mordred
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Comeback: A little, yea. I've been trying to get away from you, and sadly, it's not working. - RandomNigel
Bond....James Bond
Comeback: Lost. Get Lost - Bee
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Comeback: Somebody call the cops! This guy has crappy pickup lines! - ashley
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare - person63
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Comeback: and you look tiny in your pants - dede
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Comeback: Did you throw your clock away? Because you just wasted your time! - Psychedellicereal
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth - chris
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Comeback: Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot! - kitloin
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Comeback: maybe you should go talk to the other nineteen. theres a possibility tht one of them likes cheesy pick up lines. - anonymous
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Comeback: Oh damn it! Sir?! This guy needs help!! - Damnit
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Comeback: Too bad it's summer - Kyle
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Comeback: you look like trash can i dump you - ainesh
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Comeback: Nah,you'll be dead from your appendix before taking me out - Kelvin Peeham
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Comeback: nah that was just your yellow ass teeth - penisgetter
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it. - Girl U. Dontno
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Comeback: and u must be the reason girls go les - katie
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Comeback: If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines. - Maddie_Meow

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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?You're ugly, but you intrigue me...Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.