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Funny Pick Up Line Comebacks

Sometimes you just need to tell them what you really think and a great comeback would be handy. Here's a list of top rated comebacks submitted by our users.


Best pick up line comebacks from our users

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Comeback: Nah, I like it the way it is, N and O together. - =)
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
Comeback: I'd say that makes me %50 more desirable than you. - Mordred
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Comeback: God just sent me down to weed out all of earth's losers. Come with me please. - Mordred
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: The only reason I play baseball, is to run home so i can see you - Baseball
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Comeback: Bet I can give you pink eye without touching you. *splooges in girls eye* yep I won. - weiner
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
Comeback: and you look tiny in your pants - dede
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
Comeback: Oh damn it! Sir?! This guy needs help!! - Damnit
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: okay, but make it a long walk off a short pier. - Alexus
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
Comeback: Oops, how do I turn you off? - Alex
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Comeback: apparently not far enough - :O
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Comeback: Guy: What's your favorite color? Girl: Pink! Guy: Mine too! Girl: Cool! We should hang out sometime. (6 months later) Girl: I'm so happy to have an a extremely gay friend like you! - Don't Bother
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Comeback: Wait, you have a Heart? - That Person
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Comeback: That's pretty damn clumsy. Maybe you should seek professional help for that condition. - ?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Comeback: Are you lost? The insane asylum is even farther away from here. - Lizzie
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Comeback: if i had a nickel for everytime i met someone who used that pickup line, i would be a millionare - person63
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Comeback: wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth - chris
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
Comeback: .....**slap** - no one cares about names here
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Comeback: Are you a donkey? Because you have jackass written all over you. - Elaine
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Comeback: I'm going to need more than $10 - Castro
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Comeback: Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it. - Girl U. Dontno

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