GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Pick Up Lines by Ethnicity, Race and Nationality - Part 17


The Best Nationality

Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Mi lost mi numba mi can get urs?
Yuh ave wan nice Colgate smile deh
Jah know, baby, mi woulda deh wid yuh enuh
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Can I sink my Edmund Fitzgerald in your lake Kitchi-gummi?
You give me an Assiniboiner.
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.
I love sushi. Can you make some for me?
So do you know how to use chopsticks?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'll get your tides flowing.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Want to see my Canadian Tire money?
Jamaican me feel good so come on now and let us just do things only the two of us can, babe.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?
I hope you're not a monk, cos I'd love to go Tibet with you.