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The Funniest Lines on the Web - Part 7

You won't be able to resist laughing at these insanely funny pick up lines... Enjoy!


Top Rated Hilarious Lines

You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Is stalking still cute?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

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You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?




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