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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
I have amnesia - do I come here often?

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