I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
I have amnesia - do I come here often?
What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Your mom told me to say 'Hi' to you
Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
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