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Top Rated Hilarious Lines

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Can I have your number so I can call you and apologize in the morning?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
You must be in the wrong place, the Miss Universe contest is over there
I have amnesia - do I come here often?

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