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Funny Halloween Pick Up Lines - Part 1





The Best Halloween Pick Up Lines

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Will you be my boo?
Would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana Costume)
I didn't know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate Costume)
I would literally give you my hand in marriage. (undead)
Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Your treat or mine?
You must love Halloween! You don't need a costume to look like an angel.
I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but he just didn't have the guts.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy - let's go trick or treating.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
I hear this place is haunted, we better stick together.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

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I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.