You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I lost my social security number can I have yours?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
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