Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'd let you cross my border.
I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I lost my social security number can I have yours?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.