I love you more than a flour tortilla with beans!
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Hey baby, you want a green card?
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I’d cross borders for you.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants tonigh.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You're the cause of Hispanic attack.
Excuse me bonita seniorita you dropped your halo.
I lost my social security number can I have yours?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.