Is your name Russia? Because you’ve stolen my heart with your cold beauty!
Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I pour you another shot of vodka?
Are you a bear? Because I’d brave the cold just to hibernate with you!
Call me your Kremlin, because I want to defend your heart!
Is your name Tsarina? Because you’ve conquered my heart without a shot fired!
Are you a Matryoshka doll? Because I want to unwrap you one layer at a time!
You must be a snowstorm, because you’ve blanketed my heart in a flurry of love!
Are you a samovar? Because you bring the warmth to my heart!
Is your dad a Russian oligarch? Because you’re a rare and precious gem!
Are you a czar? Because you reign over my heart with an iron fist!
Can I be your vodka? Because I want to be the perfect mix for your night!
Do you like ballet? Because you’ve pirouetted right into my heart!
I may not be able to dance like a Russian ballerina, but I can certainly try for you!
Are you a bottle of vodka? Because you’re making my heart dance like it’s New Year’s Eve!
Are you made of ice? Because you’re cool enough to melt my heart!
You’re like a fine vodka, better with time and warming to the soul!
If love were a train, I’d board it in Moscow just to get to your heart!
Are you a banya? Because being with you makes me feel all steamy inside!
Are you a Russian winter? Because you’ve left me breathless and wanting more!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I in Red Square!
Are we in a Russian novel? Because this feels like destiny’s plot twist!
Do you own a balalaika? Because you’ve struck a chord in my heart!
Is your name Moscow? Because I’m hopelessly lost in the beauty of your lights!
You must be a Russian winter, because my heart is frozen until you show up!
Can I be your caviar? Because I want to add some luxury to your life!
You’re more refreshing than a cold sip of kvass on a hot day!
I might not be Putin, but I’d invade your heart with love!
